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quicksilvermad:

God bless America!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I KNEW HE INSISTED ON WEARING THE COSTUME BUT AAAAHHH!!!!!!

Oh hi Sif.

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Loki’s age is 1048 years old

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mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

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I seem to remember some interviews from 2011 where Branagh/the actors come right out and say “yeah, they may seem all grown up to us, but to Asgardian standards they’re still basically teenagers”. And it makes sense, because how else would Odin have been able to argue to Laufey that Thor was just a boy and his stupid mistakes shouldn’t be given the same weight as a grown man’s?

I love that someone did the actual math now though, ZOMG. :D

What I wanna know is how old are Thor, Sif, Fandral, Hogun and Volstagg? 

^Ohohoh I’M GLAD YOU ASKED PREPARE FOR SOME LOGIC AND SHIT

We can assume Thor is roughly Loki’s age, but we know he’s the older brother. We can also assume he was young enough to not understand that Loki was adopted when Odin brought him to Asgard, so I’m going to say he’s about 18 to 21 in human terms, roughly 1058-1200 in Midgardian years.

We can also assume that Fandral, Volstagg, and Hogun are older than Thor, because in the original script (in a line which didn’t make it into the film) Volstagg mentions to Jane that it’s been about a thousand years since they were on Midgard, and asks her if she’s heard any stories about them. Therefore we can draw the conclusion that they were already mature/adult and doing cool shit in Norther Europe around the time Thor was born. Also, Volstagg has a family and children (and a sweet-ass beard), which marks him as much older than Thor. We can assume he’s in his prime, so I’ll put him down at about 2500 years old. Fandral I’ll put down as maybe twenty-five in human terms, or 1500 years old, and Hogun, who is a hard card to read (mostly because he only has three lines and nobody ever talks about him) I’ll assume is about 2000, if only because he shows signs of wanting to settle down in The Dark World (and his beard is hella bitchin)

Sif I’m going to put down as younger than the Warriors Three, mostly because Thor mentions having “proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known” implying he grew up with her, or might even be a little older than her. She also seems to be familiar with Loki’s personality in a way the others aren’t (“he’s always been jealous of Thor”) so she may have grown up with the pair of them. I’ll put her down as a little older than Loki but younger than Thor, so about 1050-1190.

And that, my friends, has been your nightly lecture on Asgardian aging. [mic drop]

Damn.

(via fyeahlokisif)

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Thor The Dark World Concept Art by Andy Park, Charlie Wen, Constantine Sekeris and Jackson Sze

reblogging cuz Frigga…. the sass is strong in this one…

I’m sorry, what the fuck is Loki wearing, power loafers?

Was he sitting down to read when the enemy attacked and he was like, “Shit, no time for boots! Lemme just rubber band these bad boys to my pants.”

No wonder the other reindeer picked on you, you dork.

Actually, he literally does sit there and read while the enemy is attacking right outside his prison cell.

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I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest


It’s just so great because Loki sitting outside with Mjolnir on his chest is literally the only viable option for this scene.

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

It’s just so great because Loki sitting outside with Mjolnir on his chest is literally the only viable option for this scene.

(Source: kurocrotchin, via feminist-space)

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