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Posts tagged gif
I know we’re going to mess up, and that’s just the way it goes. But I just hope I don’t mess it up too bad.
Am I the only one that read this and was disappointed that the mobile doesn’t have unicorns on it?
Not just you.
Allow me to ignore you for a second and address my fellow fakers.
Ladies, I submit to you this new and crazy notion:
Boys don’t like comics.
Really. I know they say they do, and we just accept it as fact, but that’s where we’re going wrong. When quizzed, boys genuinely have no idea. They’re just in it for the tights and cape. They like the attention. And that’s fine if you’re packing a big utility belt; I’d like to see that kind of man action at my cons. But for those of you with Ant Man in their trousers… it’s time to hang up the spandex.
It’s actually kind of sad that boys feel the need to lie like this. I mean, they should spend less time trying to impress us, and more time fixing cars, or whatever it is they like to do. Leave the comics to the real fans. I bet they don’t even know Barbara Gordon’s birthday. Try asking a Geek Boy when Hal Jordan made his first appearance. The blank look of his face would be sweet if he wasn’t so pathetic.
Look, I’m not an misandrist! I have plenty of guy friends, and I even have a brother! It’s just that girls are naturally more intelligent. We understand the complex story lines of a comic series easier than boys do. It’s science! Boys are good at other things. But boys who say they like comic books… they just want all the girls to look at them. I say we don’t give them the satisfaction.
And if you don’t agree with anything I’ve just written…
Because it’s a pathetic argument. And it’s just as pathetic when it’s aimed at girls.
I shouldn’t have to flash my nerd credentials whenever some self-appointed gatekeeper of the Elysium Fields of geekdom decides that there is no way I could like something as macho as comics.
Newsflash! There is no reason to attach a gender to the act of reading. I enjoy comics as much as I enjoy reading fantasy and sci-fi. There is no reason for you to come on to my blog and be so rude.
And as a side-note, I’m assuming Baletard is your uber-offensive way of saying my love of Batman stems from the Nolan films. Allow me to correct this idea by saying that I don’t think any modern adaptation in live-action fully appreciates how complex Batman is, and the Nolan versions are the worst. I prefer my Caped Crusader to be animated.
I could list my comics, my graphic novels, my collectibles or anything else it takes to get my nerd passport approved. But what is it about the genre that makes you hate women so much? You seem to misunderstand something fundamental about women:
We are not here for your amusement. We are not here to impress you. Sometimes we are here to buy Nightwing and be our own people without being judged by awful elitists like yourself
Thank you for visiting my blog. Kindly leave your hate at the door next time.
Why doesn’t this have more notes?!
Let’s give it more notes. It should have them.
i wana cry
An unreasonable amount of people don’t find bats adorable.
Ah, yes, home movies.
Rumplestiltskin, doting boyfriend.
#’hey maid.’#’i don’t like you maid. do you want a pillow maid.’#’not cause nice just cause i don’t wanna hear you cry’#’man i nailed it’#’maid excuse me this man asked me if he could rape you. i’m just gonna rip his tongue out. you know. cause i don’t like you.’#’hey maid have this library’#’not bc u like books u so silly maid its cause ehm… u need to dust it’#’stop smiling at me maid i’m the dark one i’m a scary scary creature’#’also do you want me to help you down my carriage cause ehm… u wouldn’t be able to clean if u were hurt’#’man i’m so good at ths she never gunna suspect a thing’
Planned Parenthood has a really good social media staff.
I will never, ever, ever get over this scene and how perfect it was.
THIS WAS ALL I EVER WANTED.
HIS EXPRESSION SAYS IT ALL.
Guys, he’s seen Mulan.
I guarantee you he’s seen Beauty and the Beast…..that look is also because his brain just clicked on who his father is with……I’m laughing so hard right now.
Love is Purple.
OH SWEET BABY JESUS.
I could nitpick EVERYTHING wrong with this but I won’t. I’ll just say that I have a counter to just about every point in the BatB list.
Oh look, someone who doesn’t like the story trying to cover it up with half-assed research and saying it “doesn’t fit.” Cuz why would we wanna add a new spin to the story on a show that’s all about changing up fairytales?
I have deemed it necessary to share with keenquing a theory I have about the new La Belle et La Bete film, seeing as how said film is not yet available to us unfortunate Americans who lack the piles of money and language skills to fly to France just to see it.
Insane people get angry about a Coke ad in which the American national anthem is sung in different languages. Apparently you’re only allowed to be American if you speak English.
Hey America. England called. They want their language back.
Sometimes I just feel the need to apologize for my country. This hurts. Seriously, people are arguing that the song is about unity and therefore we should exclude anyone who isn’t white, straight and English speaking is just… I don’t even have the words.
And “America the Beautiful” isn’t even the national anthem (that would be “The Star Spangled Banner”).
Also the irony and hypocrisy of some of those quotes is staggering. Oh, wait, I forgot, to those assholes, “unity” and “integrated” means “Straight white rich dudes rule the world and everybody else better shut up, keep your head down, and likeit.” How silly of me.
I think I’m gonna go get a Coke out of the fridge.
Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America