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markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

Remember The Avengers as a 70s Cop Drama? A Western might be cooler.

Give us the precious.

(via thatblackwidowgirl)

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nothingeverlost:

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

I love that that story is written by the same person who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

NO NO NO NO NO THIS DESCRIPTION DOES NOT DO THE STORY JUSTICE IT IS THE MOST CLEVER AND BRILLIANT MURDER MYSTERY IN THE UNIVERSE READ IT READ IT READ IIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

(Source: katorade27)

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misspryss:

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buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

(via thatblackwidowgirl)

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zionangel asked: When you have kids and surprise them with Disney can I be the auntie who buys them all the silly souvenirs and calmly explains "No dear, the Ariel costume won't turn you into a real mermaid but you can use your imagination and have tons of fun"? :D

thatblackwidowgirl:

Lol

I’ll take that as a yes.

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Hi!

thestraggletag:

regardstosoulandromance:

shipperqueen93:

onebrilliant1:

Hi Rumbellers! :) My name is Abby and I’m fairly new to the Rumbelle fandom on tumblr. I’ve been a die hard Rumbelle fan from the beginning but I’ve only had my blog for a few months now. I’ve finally worked up the courage to say hi to you all! (Apparently I’m not only shy in real life but also over the Internet😊) So ya that’s all❤️

Welcome to the fandom!!! 

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Hello! Welcome!! Have you been Thing’d yet?

Alas she’s but 16. I feel qualms about Thinging her.

Where you not well-prepared for something such as The Thing when you were 16?  I know I was.

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zionangel asked: Pssst I made a stupid and went into the Ichatrina tag can I just hang out here with you and your love of the cute badass ginger witch and your shared desire to see her as BFF and/or OT3 with the bitty bundle of badass that is Abbie pretty please? OMG I hate drama I've been so spoiled all of my fandom life. :(

bulletprooffabulous:

Bb never go into the main tags in any fandom it’ not safe there.

(also I STILL NEED TO CATCH UP I SUCK SO MUCH)

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fitz-simmonsy:

beingdifferentisbest:

OK HOLD ON LET ME TALK ABOUT SOMETHING HERE

So many times when I’m watching the movie, I keep trying to see how the computer guy doesn’t get shot by Rumlow.

When I first saw the movie, I thought the computer guy HAD been shot, and was so relieved when I saw that he hadn’t. But this brought up the question of how Rumlow had missed? I hadn’t seen what happened. He wouldn’t have just missed.

BUT FINALLY. THROUGH THIS GIFSET, I CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

AGENT SHARON CARTER KICKED THE GUYS CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM SO THAT HE FELL OUT OF THE LINE OF GUN FIRE AND THAT IS WHY HE LIVED.

AND THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I THINK SHARON CARTER IS AMAZING.

I love this movie SO much because a lot of it actually is about the bravery of the (extra)ordinary SHIELD agents. Typically these characters get completely overlooked in movies, but so many of them laid their lives down for Steve Rogers’ vision - to help him save the world. I just bawled through the second half of the movie over all the innocent SHIELD agents dying. Particularly the pilots who ran out to try and give air support… I’m tearing up just writing this.

Hail Shanon Carter and all those like her.

(Source: loveholic198, via thatblackwidowgirl)

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Morning Song

bad-faery:

Anon prompted: “Delicate and Rare, morning sex.  Gold has perfected the art of waking her up “

For Zion who had a busy day and Just-a-zombie-kiling-ninja who wanted more D&R.

Gold slowly blinked his eyes open as morning sunlight filtered through the window over the bed.  Next to him, Belle snuffled in her sleep and rolled over, pressing her face against the pillow to block out the light, and not quite awake himself, he followed her, wrapping himself around her from behind so he could nuzzle his face in the crook of her neck and breathe in her warm, sleepy scent.

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everyworldneedslove:

buckybernes:

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Everyone wants a Black Widow movie.

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…I’m sure that my parent company is feeling expansive and bold after the summer they’ve had.

In which RDJ attempts to shame Marvel into giving the fandom all the standalone franchise movies we’ve been begging for, proving once again that he is a lovely, lovely man.

Does this mean RDJ wants to give the world a Black Widow movie AND a Rescue movie??? And maybe even a movie about Gamora running around having space adventures?????

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